"I'm gonna tell you about an incident, and I don't wanna hear 'act of God!'
My name is Jack Berton. I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
Take for example the other day - we were chased by zombies and just managed to escape in a car by a hair's width, only to have it run out of fuel on the highway."
"We had to make it down the road, dodging zombies as we went, and it was going to take crackerjack timing.
Celina pulled out those hand cannons of hers and turned to me and asked if I was ready. Ha. I was born ready!"